I was beginning to think that maybe I had an abnormally low hanging vagina or something.
I don't.
Think so.
I don't think so.
It's pretty high and tight. Ish.
The irritation I would get from wearing pants would be unbearable at times. It's not like I had camel toe or anything, it's just that any sort of pressure felt so horrible. I've tried everything, and almost relegated myself to a lifetime of skirts.
Because that was the best advice my doctor could come up with:
Wear skirts. Don't call me, I'll call you if there are any medical breakthroughs in the field. Good luck with all... this.
Enter new pants. The Gap makes these Boyfriend fit khakis that may have just saved my life. They are cute, nice enough for work, and feel as good as a cool breeze on a hot crotch.
I'm writing a letter to ask if they will be the official pants of mysteriously sore pussies everywhere as soon as I come up with a way to talk about dysfunctional vaginas that sounds like I'm not a crazy person asking for free pants for all of us. $50 is kind of steep, but worth every penny.
I'm going to see if I can get us a deal.
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3 comments:
you activist you!
I kow how pleased I was when I finally found underwear that didn't hurt just by virtue of being there. Vanity Fair Perfectly Smooth Moves. I have no idea if they'd be good for anyone else with vulvodynia or pudendal neuralgia...body shapes being different, but they work for me. At least, they don't hurt immediately.
"Mysteriously sore pussies everywhere", I'm so using that someday. I have the opposite problem, I can't NOT wear pants, I feel like I'm flapping in the wind or something to wear a skirt. o.O!
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